Here we go again. Another year. Another large set of goals and expectations that the majority of us will not come close to fulfilling(restarting the blog). But here's what I'm aiming at...
1. Create incentives for job growth.
2. Continue to oversee stabilization of economy.
3. Encourage development and research in sustainable energy, particularly wind, water, and solar.
4. Make sure North Korea doesn't blow up the world.
5. Make personal twitter account.
6. Find and kill Osama bin Laden.
7. Redevelop security infrastructure to nation's airports.
8. See Avatar in IMAX 3D.
9. Stop pissing off most taxpayers.
10. Fistfight Glenn Beck on pay-per view and have all proceeds go to families of deceased military.
OH WAIT, these aren't my resolutions, they're Obama's. Bet he's pumped to see Avatar.
I'd consider emptying my bank account to see Obama fist fight Glenn Beck.
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I'll put $500 towards an Obama vs beck match.
I think it depends on the venue. I think retail value of those would be $15000. It's the god damn President of the United States of America in a fist-fight.
the $500 isn't to see it. It's to go to the purse. I'm sure tickets would be at 15 Gs or more I just want to help promote it cuz I think Beck would get pummeled.
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