Blogs, Blogs, Blogs

I've spent a good amount of time finding websites/blogs that are fairly easy to navigate and always have interesting stuff, usually daily, and usually only 15minutes or so are required to look it over. I was searching for the best blogs ranked by CNN or something, but I came across this blog and its post, 101 Great Posting Ideas that Will Make Your Blog Sizzle. Haha, how hilarious is this. I think my next goal will be to find really, really shitty blogs in both content and writing styles with the authors taking it very seriously.

How the hell does a blog even sizzle. Don't you want your blog to become popular? Something sizzlin' should only be used to describe bacon fat. Nothing else. Not women, not a football player who's rushed for 200yds, not even how I look on a Saturday night.

But in respect to 101 Posting Ideas, I'll try to get through a couple each day. Starting with...

1.Brainstorm by matching up your readers wants and needs using the Visitor Grid method of brainstorming.

I have no idea what Visitor Grid method of brainstorming. If someone can tell me, I'd appreciate and still not use it because I already know what you want. Sizzlin photos of me. I mean photos of me that have been heated on a greased frying pan.

2. Write a post by examining the pros and cons of an issue.

Issue: Watching the entire trilogy of Jurassic Park instead of doing work.



Pros: Increased Stamina
Sharper Vision
Raised IQ
....MOVIE ABOUT DINOSAURS

Cons: It is only a trilogy.
Jeff Goldblum is not in the third.

I'm gonna tear through these Posting Ideas.